Monday, October 24, 2011

Top 10 reasons dancing is better than sex

10: You can do it with people who are way hotter than you and not feel weird about it.
9: You can do it with people who are way uglier than you and not feel weird about it.
8: Age truly doesn't matter.
7: Size truly doesn't matter.
6: You can't get pregnant from it.
5: No one is hurt or disappointed if it only lasts five minutes.
4: People are open to trying all kinds of new things.
3: Your career won't be ruined if there are pictures of you doing it on the web.
2: You can do it with lots of different people and no one thinks you're a slut.

And the number one reason that dancing is better than sex...

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